For the past few months, Vanessa and I have been taking Noah to the Nashville Public Library for story time. It's held in an amazing section of the building donated by Mike Curb, and it houses a little theater that feels straight out of a children's book. Two characters read to the kids, and take turns with puppets. After the show, we head out to the courtyard complete with huge fountain to eat lunch. We're usually met by Mandy and Bennett, and it's always a great time.
Today I figured I'd take Noah to the Spring Hill Library for story time, and let me tell you, all story times are not created equal. I can look past the fact that the room is a box with overhead buzzing fluorescent lights. There is no castle from which a red fox will be telling us the word of the day, in Spanish, no less. But there are some things I just can't forgive.
Today's reader started by saying 'Margaret, the usual one, is out this morning.' The woman proceeded to open a book and ask the kids on the floor one by one what somebody was doing on the page. A) This isn't reading a story, and B) quit playing to the older kids, lady. She then explains that she couldn't get a sitter so her kids are with her today, and apparently her youngest has attachment issues b/c she screamed while mommy was reading some lame book I can't begin to remember one thing about. Grandma was even there, and must've had enough with the baby wrangling, so she walked to the front and plopped the screamer in mom's lap. Not distracting or anything. I looked at Noah throughout, and I can't recall a more glazed look over his eyes, almost like he was thinking "I can't read, and I could do a better job than this chick."
Fast forward to craft time, which consisted of decorating doorknob hangers with glued-on shapes and markers. Perfect, I got him bathed and dressed cool all so he could have his first experience with Elmer's glue. We wrapped things up after affirming to our crafty Mom across the table, 'Yes, his name is from the Bible, and no, he's not building a boat.' She was a real comedian.
We were stopped at the door by a volunteer who asked Noah, 'Do you want a stamp?' I said, 'Sure, knowing he already had marker and glue all over them.' She repeated to Noah's face, 'Do you want a stamp?' Like, at least two more times. I was like, 'He doesn't say YES or NO yet, so just put the dang stamp on his hand!' Something to that effect, anyway. What a morning.
I'm scrounging up for the parking garage, Nashville Public Library, we'll see you next time.